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June 4, 2013 11:13 am
SHIT THE SIGNS SAY: ASTROLOGY GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!!!!! 3 DAYS LEFT!!

shitthesignssay:

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To celebrate the re-opening of Shit the Signs Say and the grand opening of the Shit the Signs Say store, I decided to have a giveaway :D There are a few prizes to choose from: a zodiac bracelet, a zodiac compact mirror OR a zodiac notebook. All are super cute…

11:12 am

niskers:

kaeho:

Mulan - One Woman Show

I’ll eventually do the rest…

OMFG alright i’m bowing down to this greatness *bows* HONOR TO YOU AND YOUR COW

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11:11 am

Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

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11:11 am

hentaiviewer666:

reasons why babies are not needed

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

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11:11 am

lamdiel:

now that we’re alone

//seductively brushes cracker crumbs off bed//

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11:10 am

homoofspace:

homoofspace:

what was the demon arrested for?

possession 

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11:10 am

ambisinistrous-and-asinine:

starkid challenge - nine characters [9/9] draco malfoy

You must be Harry Potter, the famous bastard. My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers and Mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor House and my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?

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11:09 am
the-absolute-best-posts: ajennifer: #GOB BLUTH OF THE STARK FAMILY IT IS KNOWN

the-absolute-best-posts:

ajennifer:

#GOB BLUTH OF THE STARK FAMILY IT IS KNOWN

11:08 am

rageofthenerd:

lucyintheskywithfandoms:

#the moment I knew I had to be indiana jones

This was actually Harrison Ford improvising. There was supposed to be a long complicated battle where he used the whip to disarm the guy, but Harrison had dysentery and it was hot and he said “Hey Steven can I just shoot him?” and Spielberg liked it so much it went in the movie.

^ one among many epic improvisations by Harrison Ford.  The most notable being “I love you” “I know” when the line was originally “I love you too.”

11:08 am

PLEASE. ATTENTION. IMPORTANT. PLEASE. My followers from all around the world. This is the first time i’m asking for something THIS serious. And i need, we need your support. Turkish people, my people are standing up for their rights, after a long long time. First it started as a protest against a mall that will be built in one of our historical parks. But then it got bigger, it’s not only about the trees anymore. It’s about the people who got beaten, who got thrown tear gas bombs to their heads, who got intentionally hit by police cars, and killed. In here we are not allowed to speak are minds anymore, and media is not helping either. Help us spread the word, let the world know about what’s happening here. I’m asking, wanting you to reblog this. Please. Once you finish reading this, please reblog.

wendymabelaraneaprenderghast:

the-only-romance:

tomwaitsforme:

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PLEASE DON’T IGNORE THESE

#they tear gassed an emergency room #they’re rounding people into subway stations and tear gassing them #please read up on it #pretty please be aware of what’s going on

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11:08 am

theartofanimation:

Lizzy John

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11:07 am

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11:07 am

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

i-cant-nope:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

i have an unknown need to reblog this

This is going to be my most tumblr famous post.

I can feel it my lions.

I mean my loins.

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